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An Amusing Discussion About Tree Pruning

By Kimberly Robinson


What is up hippies? This is the part where we talk about taking care of a tree. Or maintaining it. Or we just talk about trees in general. This is a fine old time and if we get any more green than this, we might turn into a leprechaun or a freaking nature spirit. No, this is not a PSA for plants or something, get out of here. We are here to fangirl about Tree Pruning Charlotte NC.

Admittedly, the only thing we learned about it so far is how to cut some unwanted small branches and when to cut them. Once you do it properly, new branches will grow on it the way you want it to, making the tree look a lot more majestic. Imagine a majestic Sakura with all its pink and white flowers blooming just the right way.

Okay, Janice. We have seen and reviewed the first one you suggested. This one is called Jacarandas. Correct? Well. Janice, we know we wanted a girly and pretty bark but we think this is actually the first time in our lives that we wanted to marry a plant. Does this bark even need our help? Look how beautiful that is, Janice.

Now, think about a Rainbow Eucalyptus and try to cut its branches if you can even reach that high. It is already beautiful all on its own but watching its branches try to grow in a way you have always wanted it to? That is stunning. Is it possible? We are not sure. Those huge bastards can grow up to topple the world.

Here, lean an ear on our take on this majesty called the Angel Oak. Yes, that is a big tree. Its branches spread everywhere and we are not sure if we should be crying out of fear or cry anyway because that is just so goddamn pretty. It feels like we are being hugged by it. And then means to crush us or assimilate us.

Antarctic Beech? Hold up, who said you can call in the trees in Fangorn Forest? Forget the Dark Hedges, these monsters could swallow an entire village. Are they beautiful in your eyes? They look terrifying. One look at them and we swear something malignant is looking at us back.

The Japanese Maple. Now there is a beauty. With how its branches spread out and try to hug everyone and everything in its vicinity, it can easily be ruled as the perfect wood for climbing. To have fun and play like a monkey, or to maintain its perfection, that is up to you. Lay and relax under it or on a sturdy branch then watch the colorful leaves sway, entrancing you to sleep.

Banyan Tree? We really need to hire a new staff here. Are we looking at a tree or something green that came out of hell? Those branches look like arms trying to reach for everything good in the world. We cannot and will not groom that. Go home.

You know what? Never mind all this. Go and have a stroll in Oregon. They have a Maple tunnel that sheds their leaves all the time. It is like walking on a forever fall image we can only find in games. Its beauty is too much to handle. This tunnel looked like it could go on for miles.




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